About Me

My photo
About me...mmm...basically I am very friendly. I am a freak for photography although I haven't shot a professional photo yet. But I am most definitely planning on making that happen someday ^_^! I love Grace Kelly and Kim Novak, I love trying new things in life. I love food yummm I love cooking it especially with my boyfriend. I have a sweet tooth I just love baking and devouring them afterwards hehehe :P! I've discovered that I am a tweetaholic and a blogaholic lol! I'm a very outgoing person and I really like to go out and have fun just hanging out with my boyfriend and my good friends!! I'm independent and very opinionated. I get angry easily but I'm trying to change that you know count to 10! And I get affected easily by negative energy thus I tend to stay as far as possible from people holding this energy! Although I love helping people but to a certain limit because in the end it affects me and I get tired!! lol anyways that's it for now.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

HOW TO MAKE $60,000 PER MONTH! Yes it is true!

Yesterday I had the funniest experience in my life! During the whole meeting I wanted to LITERALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD! I had an interview at a Company XYZ it turned out to be a group meeting with approximately 8 people! We watched a documentary about the Company for about 10 minutes where you couldn't even hear the words that are being said properly and the picture was very flu and pixelized you couldn't make out what was being shown to you! I stuck through the meeting cause I wanted to see what was this all about since I had a feeling it was going to be EPICALLY RIDICULOUS!

After the documentary was over this guy walks into the room all polished and opens up with this hilarious phrase: "Min menkon 2eder yi shouf yalleh ana shefto bi hal video?" The room was so silent you can imagine crickets in the room just breaking the silence! Again he asked the same question twice! People felt awkward they had to answer so one guy says I saw the Chinese flag, another person added I saw success! Then the polished man says with all confidence and his feathers all fluffed out: "Yalleh ma shef yalleh ana shefto bi hal video ma fehem shi!" So here I was like OMG are you serious? 

I am going to describe how this guy is so that you can imagine the scene. He talks in this high pitched voice and thinks he's hosting a talk show on TV and makes a dramatic pause between each sentence to increase the suspense in the room. I think you can imagine what type I am talking about lol!

He continues: "This is no normal job ma badna 7adan 3adeh (what he means is he doesn't want any normal person cause no person in his right mind would actually go for what he was about to say) ha mish wazifeh, mish teswi2 w mish sheghel standard....7abet el 2ame7 kam 7abeh bta3teh?" Silence....cric cric cric... "7abeh wa7deh bta3teh 1,000,000 7abet 2ame7. Betsad2o? Badkon farjikon kif?" 
He started drawing on the board a wheat seed and this seed produces let's say 10 seeds so you take one seed and plant it, here are another 10 seeds so on and so forth... and then he shouted: "HAYDA HOWEH EL MASHROU3 TABA3NA LIYOM. EL MASHROU3 HOWEH NETWORK MARKETING. And within 5 months you make 60,000$ per month. WHAT IS NETWORK MARKETING?"

It is like you are sitting in a middle of a show and in a few seconds Ashton Kutcher (or Nemr Abou Nassar our amazing Lebanese comedian that I just love:) since it would be a Lebanese version of the show) was going to jump out from somewhere and yell YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED (or JYEAHHHH ;) )!!

I could feel the scam approaching and the funny thing is that people actually fall for it, so pitiful.
"XYZ is a company that has a system and both have a sponsor which is YOU! Network marketing howeh lamma 2enta bet fout sharik 3a hal mashrou3 w bet 3aref ness 3a hal mashrou3 hayda shi bta3mlo marra bi 7ayetak bass bto2bad menno kel 3omrak. B3aref ness w hal ness bet 3aref ness w fi 40 mountaj lal so7a  w everyone of you should invest 20$ to 300$ to start w hayda mablagh btedfa3o mara bi 7ayetak w bto2bad menno kel 3omrak." BAMMM the SCAM lol!!! I felt I was watching Zein El Athath or Ammana Care hehehe.

The whole concept is you would be working like a PIMP yayyyy so cool :P

The most hilarious part was when he started showing us snapshots of a guy and his tone went all sad and dramatic in an instant and told the tale of this little sad boy: "Hayda el shab ma3o 4 shhedet, doctora bel 2anoun, 3ouloum siyesiyeh, siya7a w safar, and something I forgot what it is...hayda el shab howeh ANA! Tkharajet w ma kenet le2eh sheghel so t3arafet 3a sherket XYZ w bi shaher wa7ad 3am ba3mol 60,000$! w 3andeh siyara model el senneh w fikon terba7o a car, a private plane or a villa!" 

And by the way all the snapshots were total fakes LOL I could easily tell they were photoshoped, cropped and added!!

Akhhh that was the most hilarious and ridiculous 25 minutes of my life! I wanted to share this with you to show you that those things really exist and people really believe in them, cause I left and the rest stayed and were willing to pay 20 to 300$ to become a member. People that is how they make their money wake up!!

OH AND ONE MORE THING I NEED TO ADD IS THAT DURING THOSE 25 MINUTES HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION HIS NAME LOL!!!


The FAKE FACTOR!

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Girl with a Story!

There's this girl I know her name is Vanessa she graduated from college 2 years ago and started working immediately due to connections. She lives with her mom and brothers and it's sad to say she lost her dad when she was 12! Vanessa gets a high pay check at the end of each month but it comes with a price! She works 12 hours a day and barely has time to enjoy herself at all!

Now the story is that her mom was astonished why her daughter is not speaking with her. Out of intrigue off course we ask the mom why is that why isn't she talking to you?
And with all honesty and pride she says well she graduated from college, she's working and making good money, she got engaged to a German guy and she's continuing het Masters at university.
So we're like wow that's amazing you must be so proud of your daughter! So what is the problem behind her not speaking with you?
She starts telling us the story and I was LITERALLY flabbergasted totally out of words!! Well I'm basically obliging her to pay back all the money I spent on her education during her college years! And I bought her a car as a graduation present so I'm also making her pay for it as well!
I'm like ok ok wait a second you're telling me that Vanessa is not speaking with you because you are making her pay her 4 years college tuition and her car which was supposed to be a present an you're telling me she's currently doing her Master's degree AND YOU ARE SURPRISED WHYY SHE IS NOT TALKING TO YOU!!! O.o >.< SERIOUSLY!!!

Well if I were in her shoes it's not just that I wouldn't talk to you anymore I would freaking move out of the house and not see your face ever again! I can't believe Vanessa is still living with you it's good that she works 12 hours a day!!
Let's say the poor girl gets 2000$ per month if you don't know the story you'd be like wow amazing but she's not even enjoying the quarter of that money she gets due to her hard work!!

I can honestly say only one word that could describe her mother PSYCHO!! But I will also add she's one Cheap, Low, Rotten, Mean, Worthless, Despicable excuse of a Mother and Person!!

So my friends what do you have to say to that!!


- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Thursday, April 14, 2011

BOY MEETS WORLD

I'm having flashbacks hehehe do you guys remember :P God those were the days :D

Watch and LAUGH :D hehehe I do miss Eric :D

Thursday, April 7, 2011

WHY?? / QUE SERA SERA

WHY??


By Dana Jojo



I love this country but WHY is it that every time I have a job interview I have to get asked that same boring idiotic question over and over again!!!! IF I KNEW THE DAMN GUY THEN WHAT AM I DOING HUNTING FOR A JOB AIMLESSLY!! DON'T YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE HAD A JOB SET FOR ME SINCE I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN HUHHH!!! I will reveal the story behind this in a while, so wait for it. This issue is really bugging me seriously >.<


I graduated since July 2010 and YUP believe it people I haven't found any normal, decent, challenging, head scratching JOB AT ALL!!!! Yes I am a fresh graduate and YES I have no work experience, but WTF have I been doing in UNIVERSITY for the past FOUR YEARS HUHHH!!! I need to know WHY is it that every job I can only get based on those criterion are idiotic administrative vacancies such as SECRETARY OR... OR... NO... NO FOR A BETTER POLISHED TITLE "EXECUTIVE SECRETARY" OR EVEN BETTER "OFFICE MANAGER"!!! I am not willing to compromise and start from the deepest shit hole I have a Degree and DAMN IT I HAVE GOOD GRADES. WHY should I compromise WHY can't we find decent jobs. I am not asking to be a MANAGER come on nor a SECRETARY come onnnnn isn't there a grey matter here!!!


Adding to the fact that I have attended well a normal University not a PRESTIGE one since heck I didn't want my parents to pay a huge amount of money for what should be "NON PROFITABLE ORGANIZATIONS" yeah RIGHT psssshhh WHATEVER. And even if I worked a part time job and tried to pay my own tuition DAMN IT it wouldn't be enough!!! I mean is that so wrong!! Is caring wrong? WHY should you judge me through my university choices HUH who are you to judge me!


WHY is this country so SEXIST I mean a girl can't do a guys job!! WTF is wrong with you I am not applying to be a freaking LIFTER for God Sake!!! I need a male cause well a male can basically handle more pressure and heavy work!!! WHATTT!!!! WHY!!!! LIKE UMM HAVE YOU HEARD OF A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "TRY ME YOU MF"!!!


And WHY is it that sometimes you hear those comments about a girl not being strong enough handling pressure from freaking GIRLS themselves!!! UGHHH THAT JUST KILLS ME IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE THEM A FREAKING HUGE SLAP TO THEIR FACES AND A FREAKING WAKE UP CALL AND A FUCKING HARD KICK RIGHT ON THEIR BUTTS!!!


Oh and the big question is WHY is it that half of the interviews I've been to the interviewers are literally YOUNGER THEN ME IN LIKE 3 YEARS WHY IS THAT!!?? What gives??!


To get back to my first question/statement. I bet you've been waiting for it lol! Well the fact is I somehow have an unconventional last name as most of you have realized by now JOJO! Well that is sort of my real last name but translated to English on my dad's British Passport cause they basically can't pronounce our Lebanese Arabic origin last name! And by me changing it to JOJO as per the British passport I am making a statement that I don't want my Arabic origin one since well basically it sucks big time no offense to anyone. What am I saying "no offense" it's my freaking last name too so bite me then I don't give a damn!!


Well I am going to keep it as a teaser and see who can decode the British JOJO into Arabic!! And NO those who know my real last name are not welcomed to join in :P!! Hints are welcomed though but I bet it's not that hard to figure out!


So I ask WHY this prejudice, WHY this unfairness! And WHY do we accept this shit we live in!!

Monday, April 4, 2011

WORDS!

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Who Says

I wouldn't want to be anybody else

( Eh! )

You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else


La na na
La na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!

You've got every right
To a beautiful life
( C'mon! )


Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says

[Selena Gomez - Verse 2]

It's such a funny thing
How nothing's funny when it's you
You tell 'em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth

It's like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won't let you touch the sky

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!


You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon

[Chorus]

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful

Who says
Who says you're not star potential
Who says you're not presidential
Who says you can't be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don't pass the test
Who says you can't be the best
Who said, who said
Won't you tell me who said that
( Yeah, WHO SAID!? )

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says(x2)