WHY?? / QUE SERA SERA

WHY??


By Dana Jojo



I love this country but WHY is it that every time I have a job interview I have to get asked that same boring idiotic question over and over again!!!! IF I KNEW THE DAMN GUY THEN WHAT AM I DOING HUNTING FOR A JOB AIMLESSLY!! DON'T YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE HAD A JOB SET FOR ME SINCE I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN HUHHH!!! I will reveal the story behind this in a while, so wait for it. This issue is really bugging me seriously >.<

I graduated since July 2010 and YUP believe it people I haven't found any normal, decent, challenging, head scratching JOB AT ALL!!!! Yes I am a fresh graduate and YES I have no work experience, but WTF have I been doing in UNIVERSITY for the past FOUR YEARS HUHHH!!! I need to know WHY is it that every job I can only get based on those criterion are idiotic administrative vacancies such as SECRETARY OR... OR... NO... NO FOR A BETTER POLISHED TITLE "EXECUTIVE SECRETARY" OR EVEN BETTER "OFFICE MANAGER"!!! I am not willing to compromise and start from the deepest shit hole I have a Degree and DAMN IT I HAVE GOOD GRADES. WHY should I compromise WHY can't we find decent jobs. I am not asking to be a MANAGER come on nor a SECRETARY come onnnnn isn't there a grey matter here!!!

Adding to the fact that I have attended well a normal University not a PRESTIGE one since heck I didn't want my parents to pay a huge amount of money for what should be "NON PROFITABLE ORGANIZATIONS" yeah RIGHT psssshhh WHATEVER. And even if I worked a part time job and tried to pay my own tuition DAMN IT it wouldn't be enough!!! I mean is that so wrong!! Is caring wrong? WHY should you judge me through my university choices HUH who are you to judge me!

WHY is this country so SEXIST I mean a girl can't do a guys job!! WTF is wrong with you I am not applying to be a freaking LIFTER for God Sake!!! I need a male cause well a male can basically handle more pressure and heavy work!!! WHATTT!!!! WHY!!!! LIKE UMM HAVE YOU HEARD OF A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED "TRY ME YOU MF"!!!

And WHY is it that sometimes you hear those comments about a girl not being strong enough handling pressure from freaking GIRLS themselves!!! UGHHH THAT JUST KILLS ME IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE THEM A FREAKING HUGE SLAP TO THEIR FACES AND A FREAKING WAKE UP CALL AND A FUCKING HARD KICK RIGHT ON THEIR BUTTS!!!

Oh and the big question is WHY is it that half of the interviews I've been to the interviewers are literally YOUNGER THEN ME IN LIKE 3 YEARS WHY IS THAT!!?? What gives??!

To get back to my first question/statement. I bet you've been waiting for it lol! Well the fact is I somehow have an unconventional last name as most of you have realized by now JOJO! Well that is sort of my real last name but translated to English on my dad's British Passport cause they basically can't pronounce our Lebanese Arabic origin last name! And by me changing it to JOJO as per the British passport I am making a statement that I don't want my Arabic origin one since well basically it sucks big time no offense to anyone. What am I saying "no offense" it's my freaking last name too so bite me then I don't give a damn!!

Well I am going to keep it as a teaser and see who can decode the British JOJO into Arabic!! And NO those who know my real last name are not welcomed to join in :P!! Hints are welcomed though but I bet it's not that hard to figure out!

So I ask WHY this prejudice, WHY this unfairness! And WHY do we accept this shit we live in!!

ARTSY!

WORDS!

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Who Says

I wouldn't want to be anybody else

( Eh! )

You made me insecure
Told me I wasn't good enough
But who are you to judge
When you're a diamond in the rough
I'm sure you got some things
You'd like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn't want to be anybody else

La na na

La na na

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!

You've got every right
To a beautiful life
( C'mon! )


Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says

[Selena Gomez - Verse 2]

It's such a funny thing
How nothing's funny when it's you
You tell 'em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth

It's like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won't let you touch the sky

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!

I'm no beauty queen
I'm just beautiful me

La na na na na na na na na!
La na na na na na na na na!


You've got every right
To a beautiful life
C'mon

[Chorus]

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful

Who says
Who says you're not star potential
Who says you're not presidential
Who says you can't be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don't pass the test
Who says you can't be the best
Who said, who said
Won't you tell me who said that
( Yeah, WHO SAID!? )

Who says
Who says you're not perfect
Who says you're not worth it
Who says you're the only one that's hurting
Trust me
That's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty
Who says you're not beautiful
Who says(x2)

THE EXPERIENCE: APHASIA

OK guys I have to share this with you, yesterday I went to Mojo a pub in Hamra to hear out the band Aphasia that was playing there. My friend is a member of the band so we went to encourage him ^_^!

Influenced by lots of artists mostly from the 70's, improvisations, screaming solos, talent and feelings have all come together to provide the unique sound of Aphasia... they are a Classic Rock - Old Rock - Blue Rock

band.

They played so many wonderful tunes and outside guests joined in it was EPIC! For more information about who was playing and what click on this link:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=162090930511752

The most amazing song they played was “Comfortably Numb” it made me so emotional it was fantastic! Everyone in the pub was so taken by how they were playing that no one thought to record the damn thing I feel so bad about that right now!! Anywho the solo of the song WOOOWWWW I CANNOT PUT IT INTO WORDS IT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! We all felt the guitar and the drums I wanted to go up there and bang on the drums it was this exciting I swear and after they ended the song tears filled up my eyes, I didn’t cry no, I don’t know what happened don’t ask me but they were this good

I never really felt the song this way before it was AWESCIOUS (I mashed Awesome with Righteou

s hehe).

I'll be addin

g more pictures of the band and our night!

The Big Killer!

It kills me when I see ignorant people around me!!!
For instance those idiotic people that think they are so cool by seating their new born baby on their laps while driving WTH are you thinking! That's not cool I mean doesn't it occur to them that the slightest brake would smash the baby's head right on the steering wheel and crack his neck. Especially with the lovely condition of the roads we have here in Lebanon (think people think)!!
There are baby seats for a freaking reason we know you love your baby but don’t kill the innocent child from your stupidity!

And oh yeah the most killing of all ignorant people are the pedestrians...Please picture this and I know everyone of you has witnessed and still witnesses this scenario:

The walking bridge is on top of them it just takes them a few minutes of their precious time to save their precious lives to walk to it and walk on it. But NOOOO they prefer to cross the busy road and risk their lives and get killed ... THE BRIDGE IS RIGHT ABOVE YOU YOU IDIOTS!!! USE IT!!
Ahhh *sigh* we all experienced the horrific scene at night the same situation but it's completely dark since our so called caring government doesn't have the decency to turn on the night lights at night cause oh yeah THEY TURN THEM PURE PURE DAY LIGHT what's up with that huh O_0!!! So here you are driving at night relying on your car lights and blinded from the car lights driving on the other side cause hey it's not their fault, they just can't see and again our caring government didn't think of elevating the barrage so that cars from both sides don't get blinded and have to squint while driving... Anyways you're driving and suddenly you hit your brakes since you glimpse a silhouette in this pitch black darkness. You realize it's someone crossing the road but you can’t actually see him cause he's black himself and on top of it all he’s wearing dark colored clothes, so how do you know that there’s a person crossing..?? Well that’s the tricky part [hahaha] you see his white teeth cause Yeah he would actually be smiling while crossing the road “Like hahaha yeah I’m an idiot I know the bridge is right there but I chose not to go on it! So he’s crossing the road and then you come to hit the gas pedal but noo wait you see a line of black people with their white teeth crossing the road in parallel to the first guy like 9 of them!!! WTF O_O!!! LMAO

Women oh yes I am going there! What's up with those freakishly high heels and full ugly make up and slutty clothes... don't you have a mirror at home or do you have one but choose not to look in it! You wear those agonizingly painful heels that you can't even walk in but you wear them anyways cause you think you are sexy!! well no you're not you look like idiots who can’t walk in heals and you kill the arm of the guy you're putting all your weight on and you look like you have the legs of a flamingo!!
And that make up I mean make up was invented to hide the little flaws one has or to tidy yourself up a little bit. It wasn’t invented for you to splash all the colors you bought on your face and look like a polished clown, and if you give us a little kiss on the cheek we would have a mark of all your foundation on us!! Be satisfied with how you look like peeps.

And the slutty clothes I mean there is sexy and there is slutty trust me there’s a huge difference. First off please wear clothes that suit your body type oh I beg you!!! I don’t want to see lumps nor is it a pleasant sight to see bones!! Don’t hide too much nor show too much there’s a balance and balance is the key.
They think if they go out looking like that with all the make-up and tight ugly clothes and the painful heels that people would look at them and give them the time of day well they would be looking but not for that reason at all they would look and criticize. But they think that the looks mean something good and they like what they see…well here you go pure Ignorance yup!!

O_o!! Ciaoo

PINKIFY YOURSELVES

Twestival Beirut takes on Breast Cancer on March 24th, 2011.

On Twitter we all went pinkified including some guys :D join in on the avatar pinkys get in the pink spirit. It's not my color but hey a good cause is a good cause and we might blind some people with the overflawing PINK but it's ok sacrifice is part of life.

That's my pink avatar ain't it cute :P

Check this website for all the dets :D

http://ritakml.info/2011/03/23/splash-of-pink-for-the-twestivalbeirut-2011/

Be there or be square!

Goofy Presents "Home Theater Installation"

HAHAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!